Refund/Privacy Policies


Our Commitment To Your Privacy

PARDON MOI INCORPORATED (“PARDON MOI”) shares your concerns about the protection of your personal information online. To better protect your privacy, the following notice explains the information we collect, how it is used, how it is safeguarded, and how to contact us if you have any concerns. By using the Site or obtaining any product or service through this Site, you agree to the collection and use of information as set forth in this Policy. If you do not agree to this Policy, please do not use the Site.

What Information Is Collected:

As part of the order process, the following information is collected from shoppers:
Name, Shipping/Billing address, Email address, Phone number, Credit/Debit Card information.

What Information Is Not Collected:

Weight, marital status, cup size, reasons why you didn’t tell your spouse about what really happened at the office “team building” retreat.

How That Information Is Used:

PARDON MOI uses the information we collect solely for our business purposes. We do not sell or share personal information to third parties. That would, of course, be rude, and probably cause you to hand us a card from the PARDON MOI “Internet Edition”. However, we may provide aggregate information and statistics about our customers, sales and related site-information to our third party vendors, but this information and statistics will include no personally identifying information. Please note that we may release information in good faith as is reasonably necessary to comply with the law or protect our rights.

Additionally, we may use the information collected to occasionally notify you about important changes to our website, new services and offers that we feel might interest you. If you would rather not receive this information, please notify us, and we will remove your name for our email list.

How That Information Is Not Used:

Blackmail, personal shopping trips for PARDON MOI staff, as the butt of a really funny but office-inappropriate joke.

Compliance with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA)

PARDON MOI does not knowingly collect the personal information of persons under the age of 18. If PARDON MOI learns of any personal information collected of any persons under the age of 18, it will be immediately deleted.

Our Commitment To The Security of Your Data

Whether you place an order, we offer the use of a secure server. The industry-standard secure server software (SSL) that we use encrypts all information you input before it is sent to us. In addition, all of the customer data we collect is protected against unauthorized access. Credit card numbers are temporarily stored until the order has been internally confirmed. At that point, the number is removed. We do not store Credit Card numbers unless an account is set up by you.

No data transmission over the Internet will be 100% secure. While we take steps to protect your personal information, we cannot guarantee the security of any information you transmit to us and you do so at your own risk. Upon receiving your transmission, we make all reasonable efforts to ensure its security on our systems. However, you are ultimately responsible for maintaining the secrecy of your username, passwords and/or any account information.

Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitation of Liability; Indemnification

THIS SITE IS PROVIDED BY PARDON MOI ON AN “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS. PARDON MOI MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS TO THE OPERATION OF THIS SITE OR THE INFORMATION, CONTENT, MATERIALS OR PRODUCTS INCLUDED OR OFFERED FOR SALE ON THIS SITE. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SITE AND ANY MATERIALS YOU MAY PURCHASE FROM THIS SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. TO THE FULL EXTENT PERMISSIBLE BY APPLICABLE LAW, PARDON MOI DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. PARDON MOI DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THIS SITE, ITS SERVERS OR EMAIL BE FREE FROM VIRUSES AND SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM THE USE OF THIS SITE OR PRODUCTS PURCHASED FROM THIS SITE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE AND CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.

IN THE EVENT THAT PARDON MOI, OR ITS OFFICERS, DIRECTORS OR EMPLOYEES HAS A CLAIM OR LAWSUIT FILED AGAINST ANY OR ALL OF THEM BY A THIRD PARTY IN RELATION TO YOUR USE OF THIS SITE OR PRODUCTS PURCHASED FROM THIS SITE, YOU AGREE TO INDEMNIFY AND HOLD HARMLESS PARDON MOI, ITS OFFICERS, DIRECTORS OR EMPLOYEES.

Applicable Law, Jurisdiction and Venue

By visiting the PARDON MOI website, you agree that the laws of the state of Illinois, without regard to principles of conflict of laws, will govern our relationship. Jurisdiction and venue in relation to any dispute shall be proper only in the state and federal courts located in Champaign County, Illinois.

Refund, Return and Cancellation Policy

PARDON MOI recognizes that we can’t please everyone. Our return policy is as follows: If buyer’s remorse sets in within 24 hours of ordering PARDON MOI products, you may cancel your order and fend off the manner scofflaws in hand-to-hand combat without the cards. If after receiving your PARDON MOI merchandise you decide that communicating isn’t for you, you may return the product within 14 days for a full refund to your credit card, minus shipping. The product must contain all original contents, packaging and receipt.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Policy, the data collection and usage practices of this Site, your dealings with this Site, math homework, or if you wish to report a violation of this Policy, or you just need to chat, please contact:

Webmaster
madame@pardonMOI.com.