"Bands of Gold" Marriage Edition

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"Bands of Gold" Marriage Edition

“If there is anyone who sees a reason this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, please speak now…” Nobody had anything to say that day, but you sure do today. How could you know that it would take an act of Congress to get him to pick up his clothes? Or that she couldn’t be on time even with a time machine? The pardonMOI “Bands of Gold Edition” will help you humorously deflect these little disagreements without sleeping on the couch.

Each card pack contains a total of 14 cards featuring seven different scenarios, each with two humorous responses. The scenarios in this edition include the following:

Trash needs to be taken out.

Clothes are on the floor. Pick up after yourself.

You left the toilet seat up.

Creditors are at the door.

Your clothes are getting snug.

We need to talk.

We can work through this.

I love you, faults and all.

The cards come packaged in an aluminum card case. Usually ships within 3-5 business days.

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