"Unzipped" Personal Edition

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"Unzipped" Personal Edition

Life is an obstacle course, and you never know what hurdle will present itself next. Maybe it’s the woman with such poor lipstick technique she could be an extra in “Interview With a Vampire”. Maybe it’s the man walking around with his garage door open — the one located below his belt buckle. Or maybe it’s the person with breath so bad, you could frost a cake with it. The pardonMOI “Personal Pack” will act as your personal Kryptonite, helping you defeat social faux pas with the strength of ten men.

Each card pack contains a total of 14 cards featuring six different scenarios, each with two humorous responses. The scenarios in this edition include the following:

Your fly is open.

You have food in your teeth.

Your deodorant doesn’t appear to be working.

You have a hole in your clothing.

Your top is unbuttoned.

You’ve lost weight. Congratulations.

The cards come packaged in an aluminum card case. Usually ships within 3-5 business days.

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